Anxiety Artist Pillows

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Worry tank

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I feel we're making progress."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'Has the news finished yet?'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Safe harbour

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'When the going gets tough, Pomeroy goes to lunch.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Room 101 Tax Inspection

'All the stress of the job went away once I stopped giving a damn.'

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

Pre-minstrel Tension.

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'