Anxiety Architect Pillows

Worry tank

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Hell: The Airport"

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Hypochondria Hospital

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"You call that worrying?"

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"