Anxiety Alchemist Pillows

"I feel we're making progress."

Being Called A Sour Grape Phobia.

"I'm afraid all that worrying about what's healthy to eat and drink has sent your cortisol levels sky high."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hypochondria Hospital

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."