Avid Fisher Gifts

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Fish hunting for men.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Ice Fishing

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Summer Sledding

Overturned boat.

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

Worm eats the fish.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Ben wakes up when the ice melts, or for hunting season, whichever comes first.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."