Aviation Traveler T-Shirts

Airport security - 'Ah ha! Tree hugger!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Vaccination Passport

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."