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"The garlic fries were free, OK?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"