Aviation Teacher Gifts

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Mass Travel