Aviation Teacher Gifts

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”