Aviation Student Gifts

'Excellent flying Pete! That was a brilliant Textbook landing!'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Flying school: 5-day crash course.

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Boy pilot.

Imagination Navigation.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Student driver."

A Giant at the Airport.

Belarus Hijacks Ryanair Plane

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

'Our efforts to be rude impersonal, overpriced and inconvenient has made us leaders in jet fuel efficiency.'

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."