Aviation Antagonist Gifts

"Did you hear about the latest plane crash?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Airport Security.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Walking Luggage.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cow Blue Arrows

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World Wide Web.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"