Aviation Safety Gifts

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Santa's Near Miss

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Can our software do that?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Airport Security.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Man using to much bug spray

Walking Luggage.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'