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Inflatable Duck Boat

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I think he's lonely.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"