
Average Joe meets working stiff.
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Average Joe meets working stiff.
Reach for the Star.
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'
"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"
My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!
"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."
"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."
'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'
My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.
"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."
"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"
"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)
"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."
That's Seven in Human Years
"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"
"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."
'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
"We have box shapes for every commitment level."
The News in Capsule Form.
Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?
"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."
"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"
Garden of Earthly Delights
Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!
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