Origin Of Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Reach for the Star.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'