Autumn Escapist T-Shirts

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Personal conker trainer.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Roscoe's Great Escape

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Happy Halloween!

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"How to deal with weeds."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'