Autumn Escapist T-Shirts

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Pumpkin patch

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Personal conker trainer.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Roscoe's Great Escape

Happy Halloween!

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"How to deal with weeds."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'