Autonomous Vehicle Aficionado Gifts

"There's always some stress in driving, but in a self driving car...there's ten times more stress."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Chef copy robot

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Meet the new factory manager.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Congratulations Strike Over!

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'The stuka brought you.'

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