Autonomous Cars Gifts

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Is Driving Doomed?

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Inflating Boobs.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"