Autonomous Vehicle Aficionado Pillows

"There's always some stress in driving, but in a self driving car...there's ten times more stress."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Chef copy robot

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Inflating Boobs.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Route 666

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Smile

Congratulations Strike Over!

'The stuka brought you.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"