Self-driving Enthusiast Pillows

"It's totally self-driving, but don't worry, we can program an appropriate level of road rage."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Stone Age Driving Test

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

NOT 2B

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

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