Self-driving Car Explorer Pillows

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"Adolescencia"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

Duelling personalities.

Drive-Thru Church Service

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

Will Self-Driving car