Self-driving Car Explorer Pillows

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Adolescencia"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

Drive-Thru Church Service

Duelling personalities.

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

'Being yourself is not helping this marriage, Jack.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."