Autonomous Explorer Gifts

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Trail mix?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The Golfing Accident

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Camping.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Walkers