Autonomous Explorer Gifts

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

The Golfing Accident

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Don't even think about it."

Camping.

Walkers

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'