Automotive Sales Gifts

'Today I sold my first car and I'm really proud, boss. If only I diddn't have to go home by bus...'

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Mohammad's motors

'God's speed.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'And here's the toolkit.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."