Automobile Features Gifts

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Bob's Driving School.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Inflating Boobs.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Otto the SmartyCar!