Car Features Gifts

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Google car."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Dog Park

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Time Machine Collision

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.