Automobile Anecdote Collector Pillows

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Route 666

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I've been window-shopping..."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

All you'd expect in a British car!

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Lucky car.

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'