Driving Anecdotes Fan Pillows

I can't find the gears!

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Stone Age Driving Test

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You call that teaching."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."

'How was my emergency stop?'

'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

"I want you to stop giving my son homework."

" I won't ask how your first lesson went."

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Today we're learning how to simultaneously drive and talk on the cell phone!"

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.