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"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

I can't find the gears!

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

'Yes - it's Cyril - but you really shouldn't drive and use your mobile, mother.'

"Have you considered insurance, rego, third party, tolls, resale..."

"Back so soon?"

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"To all the owners of cars in our parking lot: your left blinker is on."

Car rot. I thought you would like to know! Carrot. Do you want a punch in the knows?!

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

'My car has been acting funny.'

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"

"Don't bother trying to catch him son.He's a 175 brake horse power....."

"Flashed again....Anyone would think I was on full beam!"

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

"I can't wait till somebody forgets to dim his headlights!"

'If you don't like the way I drive, get off my pavement.'

'Now I wish to make a citizen's arrest - you went over the limit overtaking me, officer!'

'Go straight down,try to miss the lamp post,mount the kerb,shudder to a halt and...'

Driving School - "Now I want you to reverse around a corner whilst talking into your mobile phone."

"I'm just glad they outlawed texting and driving."

'Oh yes, I knew there was something I'd forgotten to tell you about.'

'Wow you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'