Automobile Anecdote Collector T-Shirts

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Route 666

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Smile

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

All you'd expect in a British car!

Lucky car.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

The Grim Repo - 'Chill,dude. I'm just here for your car...'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Bad Idea: Alcohol-Fueled, Self-Driving Cars

"This year's model makes everything before it look like garbage." "I'm looking for a used car." "Last year's model is destined to become a classic!"

Ben Hur Gets A Tow

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

"How do you put the airbag back in the car?"

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'