Automatic Doors - "Damn.. I wish they would put a closed sign up!!"
Automatic Door Nemesis Gifts
Looking for a quirky gift for the automatic door nemesis? Celebrate their daily struggle with witty designs and clever humor on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show appreciation for their patience and sense of humor in facing tech challenges with unique and amusing items that speak to their creative spirit.
"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."
Emergency exit into Space
Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.
"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -
Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.
"You rang?"
'Curiosity'
Door
Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"
'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'
Snail Peephole
Janus faced
Evolving Door.
"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."
'Poor Oog -- he invented the door, and locked himself out of his cave.'
Bob's Apartment
'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'
'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'
"How long will it take to widen this door?"
'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'
The best way to teach the cat how to read?
Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.
"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."
welcome / Good riddance: "Over here. That's the back door."
I know I've got a key somewhere!!
'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'
Postman's Knock.
What happens if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
Asking To Be Robbed
The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)
"The sign's superfluous. That door's locked and bolted."
"Hey fellows, this one's open."
Automatic Door Nemesis Gifts Collection
Automatic Door Nemesis Mugs
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