Autobahn Adventurers T-Shirts

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Wrong Way.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Gas eyedropper.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Tedium Tours.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

The not so easy rider...

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

Self-driving stroller

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Mr. Punch cycling

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

'Don't get involved.'

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Man in car.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

'This baby is great on gas...'

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error