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An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The American Nightmare.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"He only made first four installments."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Old Vic / Adelphi Theatre

"She's family."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'