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"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Claus 2.0

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Driverless cars rage.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Car traffic.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Puss n' scoot.