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"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Mohammad's motors

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Turmoil change.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'