Auto Parts Aficionado T-Shirts

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Are these new belts for your car? I thought you were selling it."

"Why do you call your car 'Baby'?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Inflating Boobs.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Route 666

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Mohammad's motors

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'