Auto Parts Aficionado Mugs

"Are these new belts for your car? I thought you were selling it."

"Why do you call your car 'Baby'?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Mohammad's motors

Inflating Boobs.

Route 666

It's great for pulling the birds!

Turmoil change.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.