Sadly Gordon's literal interpretation of the brake shop motto would prove to be his undoing.
Auto Industry Executive Gifts
Looking for a gift for the auto industry executive? Our collection blends professionalism with playful humor, featuring designs that celebrate their drive, leadership, and love for all things automotive. Whether they’re closing deals or racing through their day, these products add a dash of personality to their success. From coffee mugs to wall art, discover the perfect gift that matches their fast-paced, high-octane world.
Tune up.
800 Billion Dollar Bailout.
'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'
Chrysler.
Dude...the engine's up here.
'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"
Electric car
General Motors.
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
Volkswagen Scandal
The American Nightmare.
"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."
A world choked with people mindlessly on the move
Stimulus bust
The sea of heartbreak.
VW scandal
Made redundant from Honda please help
Gas Pedal Sticking?
"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."
A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.
The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!
'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'
99 Cent Store
"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."
"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."
OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.
Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.
Bailout for General Motors.
"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."
Foreign Ownership Control in the US
"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."
Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.
Auto Industry Executive Gifts Collection
Auto Industry Executive Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for auto industry executives—where clever car graphics meet high-quality design, perfect for their morning routine.
Auto Industry Executive Pillows
Find the ideal automotive-themed pillows to add personality and comfort to their workspace or lounge, with designs that reflect their love for cars.
Auto Industry Executive Prints
Explore our collection of prints that highlight automotive achievement and humor—great for decorating their office or garage wall.
Auto Industry Executive T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts tailored for auto executives—stylish, witty, and perfect for showcasing their passion for cars and leadership.