Automotive Executive Gifts

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

This massive vehicle recall must not be forgiven. Therefore, there is only one honorable solution.

VW scandal

GM takes back Opel.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Lee Iacocca - Automotive Executive.

Auto bailout fix.

Obama Car Wash.

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

The CEO eventually apologized for the massive vehicle recall, confident tat he had found the perfect solution.

'What else do you call it when you experience a huge recall, humongous fine, only to find out buyers just want something big and the right color.'

What keeps German cars running?

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

General Motors.

Airline Mergers.

The American Nightmare.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Made redundant from Honda please help

The sea of heartbreak.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!

99 Cent Store

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

'And this is where we research new ideas for more efficient ways to cream more bodies onto every flight...'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."