Auto Industry Executive T-Shirts

800 Billion Dollar Bailout.

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

Dude...the engine's up here.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Stimulus bust

The sea of heartbreak.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"I don't think much of the new Post-Brexit model."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."