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"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Early Colour TV

Driverless cars rage.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man helping a mini learner driver

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

COWS: Spare cow

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

All you'd expect in a British car!

'You've been drinking again.'

Richard Hammond.

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'