Auto Design Admirer Gifts

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Driverless cars rage.

Early Colour TV

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A man and woman use oars from within their car.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

COWS: Spare cow

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'You've been drinking again.'

'Last year, too many people were killed or injured by automobiles and trucks in the Northwest, many more than were killed or injured by cougars or wolves...'

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.