Authority Challengers Pillows

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Whatever!

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Dog walking Human.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"I'm looking for loopholes."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Bee Chess

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Business men line up at the police station

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

ASBOs

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in the store.'

'When a caller asks for me, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop saying 'who'?'