Authority Skeptics Pillows

Two men having an argument.

Boy teasing a guard

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Whatever!

"I like to keep things simple."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The Government That Cried Wolf

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Continental marshal

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

If everyone agrees with you, you're probably wrong.

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

Henry Manning

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Big Trouble!

No Smoking in the Castle

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"