Authority Critics Pillows

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Off Duty.

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Whatever!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I like to keep things simple."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'