Authority Defier Pillows

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"You're right, they are statins."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Whatever!

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Coming to a consensus.

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Continental marshal

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

The boss is always right.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.