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'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

No Smoking in the Castle

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Whatever!

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Dog walking Human.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Bee Chess

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Foreclosed

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Know Know

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Business men line up at the police station

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

ASBOs

Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'

"Says WHO?"

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'