Authoritative Spouse Enthusiasts Gifts

'Now, don't you get judgmental with ME!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Incompatible.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"Too desperate?"

Love

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."