Authenticity Gifts

Be your authentic self.

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Of course I count all of my strokes. The most important thing in life is being authentic."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"They’re real."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'At least he's honest.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Augmented reality check

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.