Authenticity T-Shirts

Be your authentic self.

Life stripped bare

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Of course I count all of my strokes. The most important thing in life is being authentic."

"It's important to be authentic"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

What Does God Know?

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'At least he's honest.'

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Augmented reality check

'Why honest is the best policy...'

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”