Authenticity Skeptic T-Shirts

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Welcome to the future"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"They’re real."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I removed the AI software from your computer and I can see now that you're a blithering idiot."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Life stripped bare

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

AI Threat to Democracy

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"Are the ingredients real?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

CREEPY AF AI

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."