Reality Skeptic T-Shirts

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'From what I've been hearing about it, I'm not sure I want a grip on reality.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"I totally meant to do that."

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Science deniers Soc.

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.