Australian Wildlife Lover Pillows

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"I think it's time you left home son!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Marco ..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Giraffe Selfie