Australian Wildlife Watcher Pillows

"Yeah, sure...OK boomer."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'